I was going to make a Palin one and have my camera do a time lapse video of it molding and rotting to simulate her now storied efforts in this election. However, the Where The Wild Things Are pumpkin took me forever and I burned out on my pumpkin carving career.
"Shave away the deepest areas, such as the area below nutsack. Be brave, go deep. Unfortunately if you go too deep you'll break through and have to get a new testicle and start over, but if you don't go deep enough it just will not look as impressive. After a few hundred mess ups you will begin to know just exactly how thick your testes are. The grain will become more fiberous as you approach the center. Every year I accidentally break threw a few. Typically I put my fist through the testicle, throw it out to the deer and start over."
October 31 2008, 19:58:55 UTC 3 years ago
my sister carved an obama pumpkin that was pretty sweet:
i don't know if you can see it, but here's the link:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=9
October 31 2008, 20:02:05 UTC 3 years ago
I was going to make a Palin one and have my camera do a time lapse video of it molding and rotting to simulate her now storied efforts in this election. However, the Where The Wild Things Are pumpkin took me forever and I burned out on my pumpkin carving career.
I flew to close to the sun, I'm afraid.
October 31 2008, 20:32:36 UTC 3 years ago
these are nuts!
http://www.villafanestudios.com/pumpkins.htmOctober 31 2008, 20:38:25 UTC 3 years ago
Re: these are nuts!
Wow...I'm afraid of his talent.Also, I'm afraid of his tools...
Is he going to do backyard abortions too?
October 31 2008, 20:42:58 UTC 3 years ago
Re: these are nuts!
well, maybe castrations. i think you need a longer handle for abortions.October 31 2008, 20:44:45 UTC 3 years ago
Re: these are nuts!
I don't think we need to be setting limits on what this man can accomplish. Though, I do wonder if he could draw a dracula on one of my testicles.October 31 2008, 21:02:32 UTC 3 years ago
Re: these are nuts!
"Shave away the deepest areas, such as the area below nutsack. Be brave, go deep. Unfortunately if you go too deep you'll break through and have to get a new testicle and start over, but if you don't go deep enough it just will not look as impressive. After a few hundred mess ups you will begin to know just exactly how thick your testes are. The grain will become more fiberous as you approach the center. Every year I accidentally break threw a few. Typically I put my fist through the testicle, throw it out to the deer and start over."October 31 2008, 21:10:08 UTC 3 years ago
November 1 2008, 03:30:05 UTC 3 years ago