Now, the reason I will be doing this particular event is simple, I've been challenged. Therefore, I will do this and I will do it with aplomb. Of course, I'm sure you are asking, "Aren't you vegan?" Well...fuck you. I must protect my pride.
I, of course, will be doing this because:
A) I want to have a panhandling license.Though, this will only happen for a single day. No more. But, I promise I will dance for my nickels. Also, I have to do this as I've made promises that I must keep...not to mention I've been mentioning doing this for about a year now. It is time.
B) I need all the money I can get.
C) As my future is likely as a bum, I want to get a head start.
This one will be tricky...mostly because I don't know a celebrity on a personal level. Still, I believe I can accomplish this because I believe in following my dreams...and my heart. (I'm working on my prose right now.) However, any celebrity worth his/her salt will release or has released a children's book. It is my estimation that many of them (I'm looking at you, Tony Danza) do not write the actual story. Though, I've heard most illustrate their work.
This one speaks for itself. (That's the joke, see? Speaks...for itself...spoken word...nevermind.)
So far, our best idea is having my roommate dress as a clown and claim that he wouldn't have back my deposit after he came and didn't perform up to the standard that was promised when I hired him to entertain at my birthday party. For example, he will fictionally have partaken in all of the refreshments for my guests and then will have proceeded to make balloon animals out of condoms. Judge Joe Brown will have none of this.
The plan is to carry a sign with the principles on it as well dancing the Ian Curtis. I will change lives.
It couldn't happen soon enough.
I'll keep you posted.